Jensen’s Audio Interview with Tim Lee and Biggzy
Transcript
Jensen: Hello, hello, hello…
Biggzy: The one question I want to ask you because no doubt people have asked,“Huh, do you believe in ghosts?”“Have you got a psychic power?”I want to know, Jensen…
Jensen: Yes…
Biggzy: If the ghosts of Anna Nicole Smith or Marilyn Monroe visit you…
Jensen: Yes…
Biggzy: While you’re sleeping… who would you sleep with?
Jensen: Marilyn. Hands down. No question asked.
Tim Lee: What if the ghost of Marilyn was getting progressively older, being a ghost and the ghost of Marilyn would be like, eighty or ninety and the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith being just about thirty?
Jensen: Marilyn.
(everyone laughs)
Biggzy: Aren’t you a Texan? Wouldn’t you get to go with…
Jensen: No. Did you see that Anna Nicole show that she did...
Biggzy: Uhuh!
Jensen: I mean, come on.
Biggzy: Off her face at the end.
Jensen: How embarrassing is that?
Biggzy: Poor girl…
Jensen: I would shoot myself before I did anything--anyway…
Tim Lee: You’ve got to choose someone else other than Marilyn. So anyway, an eighty-year old Marilyn…
Jensen: An eighty-year old Marilyn…
Tim Lee: Or…
Biggzy: The ghost of…
Tim Lee: I’m trying to think without being insensitive because there’s obviously someone listening who would…
Jensen: Of course. Yeah…
Tim Lee: Not that we haven’t been insensitive so far…
Jensen: And I’m going to be written up as an ass.
(Biggzy laughs)
Biggzy: The whole concept of sleeping with a ghost is pretty weird.
Jensen: It is a little bit morbid, yeah.
Tim Lee: The ghost of Marilyn Monroe…
Jensen: Mmmm, um…
Tim Lee: Or Angelina Jolie and she’s got burns to ninety-percent of her body.
And she’s alive.
Jensen: And she’s alive?
Well there’s going to be a difference in feel, isn’t there?
Biggzy: Texture…
Jensen: There’s gonna be a little difference in texture, warmth, cool… I don’t know that one is going to be a toss up.
How did we get into this discussion anyway?
Biggzy: Well you were talking about filming…
Jensen: I didn’t bring it up!
(everyone laughs)
Tim Lee: Have you had any fanatics come up to you and go,
“Mate, that is not the way you exercise this particular element. What you are meant to do is you is draw a pentagram on the ground…”
Jensen: No. No but if I did I’d run.
And I don’t think that we will because that sort of stuff is methodically researched by our writing staff…
Tim Lee: Bullshit.
Jensen: I swear. I swear we have like assistants and people just delegated to researching exactly the Latin exorcism rites…
Biggzy: Woah!
Jensen: And the certain signs, which is freaky because I’m surprised we haven’t conjured a demon just in making the show…
Biggzy: Yeah…
Jensen: Because we’re using all--what is essentially legitimate stuff.
Tim Lee: Do you not particularly--now wait until I finish this sentence.
I hate you in Smallville because me and my girlfriend always used to watch the show…
Jensen: Uhuh…
Biggzy: Clark was a big enough reason for me to get jealous and then you came along and then you’re bedding Lana and it was just like,
“Mate, what are you doing to me?”
Like I was watching the show and then I brought my girlfriend in…
Jensen: Simply because of Lana…
(everyone laughs)
Tim Lee: And then two of the guys of the guys…
Jensen: You know to be honest, I hated me on that show too.
(everyone laughs)
Jensen: It was really, it was really cool to be a part of that show because early, I guess when the show first came to fruition I was going up for the role of Clark. Three years later they came up to me and they pulled me into their office and they said,
“Hey listen, we’ve got a role what do you think?”
And they pitched me the idea and I was like,
“Wait a minute, so I get to make out with Kristen?”
Tim Lee: Yeah. Yeah, what does she taste like? For people listening…
Jensen: She tasted like candy.
(everyone laughs)
Tim Lee: Now the big thing that’s recently come out and we have to ask, we also want to know what another woman tastes like.
Jensen: Uh, oh!
Tim Lee: We heard on the Kyle and Jackie O show…
Jensen: Uh, oh!
Biggzy: You can’t avoid it now, it’s out there. You said it. Jessica Simpson…
Jensen: Oh, no. No. No. No.
Tim Lee: What does she taste like?
Jensen: No. No. That’s, that’s…
(everyone laughs)
Jensen: I think that was a bit of a joke.
Biggzy: Usually, like when you speak to American actors--and we’ve spoken to singers and everyone and like they don’t really get the sarcasm and everything…
Jensen: Oh, no. I’m sickly sarcastic so yeah, I figured you guys of everybody would pick up on that.
Tim Lee: Listen we don’t want a whole load of calls to the station because we recorded that before okay?
And we also took a photo were me and him (Jensen) look like cousins.
Biggzy: You don’t look like cousins. We (Biggzy and Jensen) look more like a couple than you do cousins….
Tim Lee: Jensen Ackles form Supernatural. It’s alright Biggs, I’m not going to play the song that you sang to him. Even though it was hilarious.
Biggzy: It was very, very embarrassing but I do think that him and I make a better couple than you look like cousins and the only reason you think you look the same is because you’re wearing similar shirts.
Tim Lee: Oh.My.God. We totally should have SMS’ed before we caught up…
“So embarrassing, like totally.”
Biggzy: Have you finished?
Tim Lee: Anyway, people have been voting online at Hot 30.com, thank you so much. I’m just going to put one last vote in…
Biggzy: Stop voting for yourself, that’s not fair.
Tim Lee: Oh.My.God How long have you been voting for Biggzy?
Biggzy: I haven’t been voting at all.
Tim Lee: You and Gus the Buster…
Biggzy: I haven’t been voting at all.
Gus the Buster: I have nothing to do with this. Do not drag me in to this parent squabble.
Tim Lee: I can pull the text and I can get a log of both of your computers…
Biggzy: Do it!
Tim Lee: To see if you’ve been voting.
Biggzy: Bring it on.
Gus the Buster: Do it man, do it.
Biggzy: Yeah!
Tim Lee: So of a…
Biggzy: You hate it that you’ve been beaten and that they think he looks like my boyfriend…
Tim Lee: 28% say my cousin. 39% say Biggzy’s boyfriend.
Biggzy: Yes.
Tim Lee: Obviously, I don’t know. You looking like an Oompa Lumpa got you the sympathy vote so you know what,
“Whatever gets you across the line Biggs.”
Biggzy: Whatever.
Tim Lee: Whatever. So listen we have the definitive word the Biggs from Jensen Ackles himself so…
(Biggzy laughs)
Tim Lee: So picture this.
We’ve finished our chat with him, we’re sitting down honing into our steak sandwiches--delicious--you see him go to the toilet…
Biggzy: You saw him going to the toilet.
You spied him go into the toilet and you’re like,
“Oh, he’s such a handsome man. Look he’s gone into the toilet and I’m like,
“Who the hell are you talking about?”
And you’re,
“Jensen.”
And I’m like,
“Okay, I guess he is in the toilet, I don’t know I didn’t see him.”
And then that’s when we got into the conversation.
“And then you accosted him when he came out of the toilet to ask him the question.”
(Audio replay of event)
Tim Lee: Don’t be looking at the toilet because when he walks out…
Biggzy: You’re the one who is going to look like a freak…
Tim Lee: Jensen?
“Jensen, just very quickly man, we’ve been having an argument. In this photo…”
Biggzy: Oh, (laughs)
Tim Lee: Do we look more like we could be related or does it look like you and Biggzy could be boyfriend and girlfriend.
Jensen: I think…
Time Lee: Do we look like we could be related?
Jensen: We look like cousins and you’re hanging out with me and my girlfriend.
(everyone laughs)
Tim Lee: Oh, the diplomat.
Jensen: I like it.
Biggzy: Yes.
Tim Lee: Let’s paraphrase that and say that I win.
Biggzy: What? You can’t share he said that we both look like we could possibly be…
Jensen Ackles: Oh, I’m sickly sarcastic